February 2012
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“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
(via the Los Angeles Times)
The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and...
“CO2 is a pollutant? Tell that to the plants.”
– Rick Santorum, this weekend in Davison, Michigan.
Yet another example of willful ignorance being brought to it’s absolute apex.
We’re currently pumping about 90 million tons of carbon emissions into the air every day. This creates the conditions that lead to global warming, and the seriousness...
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X-ray a week tomorrow, so soon I will find out if...
WAHEY.
Because I’m sort of terrified of even the idea of surgery, however minor it may be. I’ve asked the Mrs to come with me and she’s promised that she will, but hopefully it won’t even happen because they’ll be like “oh, you just need to never sleep on your arm ever again” or “you need to cut onions out of your diet” or whatever* so that I...
flyingmousetrapcircus replied to your photo: This is what I think of YOU, madam!
You madame, are CHEATING.
There are no rules in this game we are playing. I am using INITIATIVE.
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PRESENTS! :D
Mum: Have bought your birthday present. How exciting! X
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT TELL ME x
Mum: You'll love it! X
Me: IS IT A GOLDEN PONY? x
Mum: Better x
Me: Mum. That's not even possible x
flyingmousetrapcircus replied to your photo: HEY CHARLEY
DAMN YOU.
THIS MEANS WAR >:D
