Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

I would stab that man’s eyes out with my thumbs.

I’d call 911 and enjoy watching him attempt to unlock the handcuffs before the cops arrived.

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the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire log
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

Here’s how to make a Swedish fire log for those who are curious
and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.
do-not-touch-my-food:

Baked Pasta with Mushrooms, Mozzarella and Thyme
fuckyeahcocoamoo:

verticalfood:

Fried Ravioli with Cheesy Marinara Dipping Sauce

Fried ravioli is like really the shit tho

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  • Me: Omg, that person is so cute! I would totally date them!
  • Friends: But...you're asexual.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: I never said I was sexually attracted to them.
  • Me: I'm not sexually attracted to them.
  • Me: BUT I FUCKING HAVE EYES
  • Me: I do not need to be sexually attracted to someone to say they look good or that I would date them
  • Me: THATS NOT FUCKING SEXUAL ATTRACTION
  • Friends: But you're asexual. How do you know that they're good looking.
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